In Crosstown...

Girl:  I try to avoid fucking [Guy's name] too much now.  [Other guy's name] set too high a standard, and now everyone else seems like shit.

In Crosstown...

Girl:  I try to avoid fucking [Guy's name] too much now.  [Other guy's name] set too high a standard, and now everyone else seems like shit.

In crosstown...

Girl: You're really good in bed
Guy:  That's what people say
Girl:  People?
Guy:  I mean women... women only...

In Coal Harbour...

Guy 1:  Yeah, she was totally into my dog.
Guy 2:  Did you get her number?
Guy 1:  No way, dude!  A hot girl like that on the seawall in Coal Harbour in the middle of the day?  Whore for sure.

In a crosstown elevator...

Guy 1:  So then he threatened to hit me with an umbrella.
Guy 2:  What did you do?
Guy 1:  I reminded him that I own an assault rifle.

In Gastown...

Girl:  You know I can't go on a trip with you...
Guy:  Why not?
Girl:  My boyfriend is stupid, but he's not retarded.